Everything To Guppy

Episode 806: 120 Volt

January 23rd, 2022  |  15 mins 57 secs

Friendship Ranger 4 casually reached out of her car window and plucked his heart from his button-down chest.

Episode 805: Bat Wing

January 22nd, 2022  |  10 mins 39 secs

A sole survivor attempted to attach himself to their vehicle with the force of four suction cup Garfield dolls attached to his hands and feet.

Episode 804: Locus Of Conquest

January 20th, 2022  |  10 mins 35 secs

The Normies pursuing them screamed monochromatically as their insides twisted like so many Chubbys Checker.

Episode 803: Locust Of Death

January 18th, 2022  |  12 mins 57 secs

Rolling down the window, he calmly began reciting several names that were a killing word, like, "Steevle."

Episode 802: Turdlet

January 16th, 2022  |  16 mins 59 secs

A wave of Normcore Energy swept over his body and registered as little more than 0.5 hyperannoyances.

Episode 801: Locust Of Famine

January 15th, 2022  |  14 mins 5 secs

As they activated, he lost touch with all human emotion and also most of the animal emotions, like ant misery.

Episode 800: Locust Of Pestilence

January 13th, 2022  |  12 mins 36 secs

The Emotion-Deadening Gauntlets slipped over his hands like the warm caress of a former lover's aunt.

Episode 799: Locust Of War

January 11th, 2022  |  14 mins 41 secs

And now, the thrilling conclusion of Hell Comes To Harkness House: Chapter 3

Episode 798: Everything To Guppy Micro No. 4

January 9th, 2022  |  6 mins 22 secs

Hey folks! Sorry for missing last week. Also sorry that these aren't full episodes; we recorded these ahead of DuckStream, so they're shorter. Also, there's no items. Also, we don't talk about the game, like, at all.

Sorry.

Episode 797: Everything To Guppy Micro No. 3

January 8th, 2022  |  4 mins 34 secs

Hey folks! Sorry for missing last week. Also sorry that these aren't full episodes; we recorded these ahead of DuckStream, so they're shorter. Also, there's no items. Also, we don't talk about the game, like, at all.

Sorry.

Episode 796: Everything To Guppy Micro No. 2

January 6th, 2022  |  5 mins 1 sec

Hey folks! Sorry for missing last week. Also sorry that these aren't full episodes; we recorded these ahead of DuckStream, so they're shorter. Also, there's no items. Also, we don't talk about the game, like, at all.

Sorry.

Episode 795: Everything To Guppy Micro No. 1

January 4th, 2022  |  4 mins 58 secs

Hey folks! Sorry for missing last week. Also sorry that these aren't full episodes; we recorded these ahead of DuckStream, so they're shorter. Also, there's no items. Also, we don't talk about the game, like, at all.

Sorry.

Episode 794: Eye Sore

December 26th, 2021  |  18 mins 29 secs

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Episode 793: Pay To Win

December 25th, 2021  |  11 mins 34 secs

Hell Comes To Harkness House WILL return!

Episode 792: Bloody Crown

December 23rd, 2021  |  11 mins 56 secs

Hell Comes To Harkness House resumes next week!

Episode 791: Silver Dollar

December 21st, 2021  |  11 mins 37 secs

Hell Comes To Harkness House resumes next week, once Will has recovered from Duckstream.