Everything To Guppy

Episode 662: Dull Razor

May 4th, 2021  |  12 mins 57 secs

But always he felt himself drawn toward the nexus—emotional, gravitational, and otherwise—of the Citadel: The Friendship Machine.

Episode 661: Super Magnet

May 2nd, 2021  |  13 mins 7 secs

And of course, he could always hear Friendship Ranger 665, a sentient sound of screaming war widowers, echoing in the citadel's halls.

Episode 660: Crooked Penny

May 1st, 2021  |  14 mins 6 secs

Hanging from the ceiling, he saw Friendship Ranger 27 gestating comfortably in hisit's cocoon.

Episode 659: Wait What

April 29th, 2021  |  13 mins 35 secs

In one especially squishy corner, he saw the telltale flesh lumps of Friendship Ranger 16, The Butcher Of Bitterness.

Episode 658: Mama Mega!

April 27th, 2021  |  13 mins 23 secs

As he walked through the screaming corridors of the Amigos Annex, Friendship Ranger 3 looked around for many of his teammates.

Episode 657: The ETG Nothing But Trouble Commentary

April 20th, 2021  |  1 hr 13 mins

This week, Everything To Guppy takes a break from its usual item-by-item conversation to do a deep dive into all the new ideas, strategies, and content in the brand-new The Binding Of Isaac: Repentance expansion.*

*A rental copy of the 1991 Dan Aykroyd comedy Nothing But Trouble is not required to tease out the more advanced nuances.

Episode 656: The Everything To Guppy Repentance Special

April 13th, 2021  |  1 hr 35 mins

This week, Everything To Guppy takes a break from its usual item-by-item conversation to do a deep dive into all the new ideas, strategies, and content in the brand-new The Binding Of Isaac: Repentance expansion.*

*A rental copy of the 1991 Dan Aykroyd comedy Nothing But Trouble may be required to tease out the more advanced nuances.

Episode 655: Isaac (Boss)

April 11th, 2021  |  13 mins 6 secs

With every assemblage, he became more happy, less human, and morest perfect.

Episode 654: Clicker

April 10th, 2021  |  15 mins 57 secs

His hip also took a moment to pop back into place, now bulging as it was with Amicability Sludge.

Episode 653: Dataminer

April 8th, 2021  |  13 mins 58 secs

He noticed that his neck was now thinner, but of course, neck beef was considered a delicacy amongst the Higher Happiness Courts.

Episode 652: Compost

April 6th, 2021  |  12 mins 32 secs

Still dripping with umbilical oozes, Friendship Ranger 3 stepped out of the far end of the transport tube.

Episode 651: Cracked Dice

April 4th, 2021  |  15 mins 44 secs

Then the waves of Friendship came roiling back through his shattered equilibrium, and The Villain was smothered back into miserable silence.

Episode 650: Smelter

April 3rd, 2021  |  10 mins 11 secs

Briefly alert, The Villain screamed for freedom, screamed that this was not right, screamed at the injustice of the toothily smiling world.

Episode 649: Pause

April 1st, 2021  |  11 mins 22 secs

For a moment, molten pain shat through Friendship Ranger 3's consciousness, and he felt The Villain stir in its chains, deep within his brainstem.

Episode 648: Void

March 30th, 2021  |  16 mins 49 secs

The final cube slapped into the grate, hitting at an off-kilter angle that sent it spiraling down into the lava far below.

Episode 647: Satan

March 28th, 2021  |  16 mins 17 secs

The rest would be siphoned away to animate more Love Golems to enforce the dictates of the Friendship Mantra on the grateful people; it was one of the great joys of Friendship Ranger 3's life to know that he was not just the Friendship Mantra's happy servant, but also a productive farm for its ever-encroaching spread.